Sex In a Pan

Sex doesn't look like this:

Occasionally, it ends up looking more like this:

But you have to admit, 'Sex in a Pan' is a catchy name.

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A name like 'Carnal Knowledge in a Pan' just wouldn't bring the same intrigue.

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I'm sure most virgins people would jump at the chance to try this naughty dessert without even knowing what the ingredients are.

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And it truely is no contraceptive necessary, ultra safe sex (in a pan).

Ok......

I'm done.

Layer #4

I really can't talk about sex in public.
It's just not me.
I can smile politely at other's jokes. But really. I don't even like admitting that that munchkin maybe, possibly, there's a small chance..... well you know...... um..... sort of....... is..... well her Dad and I...... ......we're married....... so..... um ...... yea....what about that dessert again?

Sex In a Pan

Makes: 12 - 15 pieces

Source: Bonnie Johnson  from the RPC 50th Anniversary Cookbook

1 cup flour

½ cup butter

1 cup chopped almonds

8oz pkg cream cheese

1 cup icing sugar

1 cartoon Cool Whip

1 pkg chocolate instant pudding

1 pkg vanilla instant pudding

3 cups milk

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a 9 x 13 inch pan. Beat together flour and butter. Add the nuts. Press firmly into the prepared pan. Bake for 20 mins or until golden. Allow to cool completely.

2. Beat together softened cream cheese and icing sugar until light and fluffy. Add 1 cup of cool whip and gently mix. Spread over cooled base.

3. Beat chocolate pudding with 1 ½ cups of milk until thick. Pour over cream cheese layer and gently smooth it out.

4. Beat vanilla pudding with 1 ½ cups of milk until thick. Pour over chocolate pudding layer.

5.Spread with remaining cool whip. Sprinkle with grated chocolate or almonds.